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Brutally Honest Liquor Bottle Labels

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Aug 15, 2014

Category: Living

Certain types of booze, like certain types of people, can get reputations. While the company that makes the product in question might not own up to those reps, the creative artists at TSM have gone ahead and done it for them with these brutally realistic labels. Need a simple way of knowing what each drink will do to you? Here ya go.

Jagermeister becomes Vomit Everywhere; Patron’s label gets changed to Dancing On Tables; what looks like Absolut is rearranged to NEWBFFS with the tagline “Bonding With Girls In the Bathroom”; Jack Daniel’s gets renamed Text Your Ex; Fireball Cinnamon Whisky is now simply Blackout; good ol’ wine gets the Crying Alone label; and Malibu Rum, with its sweet coconut flavor, is simply known as Sugar.

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