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Tactical Bacon

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Mar 13, 2014

Category: Food

When the zombie apocalypse begins, and the world as we know it ceases to exist, there is going to be a ton of stuff we miss. Above all, the thing we will miss the most is bacon. Thankfully CMMG has already thought this one out, and implemented an ingeinous solution with their Tactical Bacon.

Will the infection spread to animals? Who knows. All we know is that we aren’t looking to take any chances. Tactical bacon comes packaged in a convenient 9-ounce can, is fully cooked and prepared, and boasts an impressive 10-year shelf life. Start stockpiling now. If the apocalypse never happens (and it will), at least you can enjoy the sweet taste of bacon on your next camping or hiking trip. [Purchase]

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