For a long time heading out to your local florist or calling FTD to send a bouquet of flowers was a task mostly reserved for men giving gifts to their girlfriends or wives. Now, thanks to Say It With Beef, we are all free to give bouquets to other men. Phew.
Have a pal in the hospital? A coworker that just accomplished something worth celebrating? Sending flowers is nice, but maybe a little off the mark. Instead you can show you care with this gift of half a pound of beef jerky molded into daises or roses. When you order this up, you get your choice of either original, peppered, or teriyaki jerky placed in a branded pint glass or beer mug. Not only is this about 100 times more manly than a bunch of flowers, but they definitely won’t wilt up and die after a week. First off, you’ll eat them before the week is over, and secondly? They’re already dead. And scrumptious. Pick up one (or five) for $35. [Purchase]
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