Someday, perhaps, the legendary run of The Simpsons will end. To build up a buffer of happiness for that eventual tidal wave of sadness, we suggest you immerse yourself in a tall frosty Duff at Moe’s Tavern. Located inside the elaborately themed Springfield section of Universal Studios in Orlando, this fully-working, fully-authentic, real-life recreation of Homer’s favorite pub features Duff and Duff Lite in pints, 23 oz. souvenir cups, and bottles. Teetotalers can take it easy with a Buzz Cola, and if Revenge of the Mummy doesn’t wear you out, let the staff bring you a Flaming Moe, the signature drink of Springfield.
Moe’s Secrets: Duff and Duff Lite are supplied by the Florida Beer Company in Melbourne, FL, and they’re said to be similar to a Heineken. Also, Flaming Moe uses dry ice with a secret compartment for the smoke effect. But seriously, ride the Mummy. That thing is great.
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