The ridiculous Christmas sweater tradition has now made a full 180. It started earnestly enough, maybe in the late 1970s, with fashion sense-challenged moms and dads (and their forcefully-commanded kids) wearing these hideous all-wool, no-cool monstrosities around the holidays. Now? You absolutely need an ugly sweater to ride the Hipster Express.
We really like these outlandish designs from Tipsy Elves. They’ve got gems like Santa spelling out ‘Merry Christmas’ with his own urine; a ménage a trois of reindeer; a runaway sleigh; and Frosty the Nose Thief who puts the carrot in an another anatomically correct location. Hap-py Birth-day! Apparently the magic in that old silk hat they found was of the pervy variety. If these things aren’t allowed at your company’s holiday party, quit. [Purchase]
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