Stay Classy: 15 Anchorman Gifts Ron Burgundy Would Approve Of

It’s been nearly 10 years since Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team first hit the big screen in the classic comedy, ‘Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.’ Come December 20th, 2013, the greatest news anchor of all time will once again be hitting a big screen near you in ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues.’ As San Diego residents ourselves, and not to mention massive fans of the franchise, we thought it was only fitting to create the ultimate Anchorman gift guide. We sifted through the interwebs, on the prowl for the greatest gifts for fans of the cult classic. So without further ado, we present you with the 15 best Anchorman gifts, reporting right where it all started – San Di-ago. “Which of course in German means, a whale’s vagina.”

Ron Burgundy Talking Action Figure

1. Ron Burgundy Talking Action Figure

Don’t act like you’re not impressed. Standing at just over a foot tall, this highly detailed Ron Burgundy action figure sees our favorite anchorman sporting that classic burgundy suit , and aviator sunglasses. It even comes with his orange pajamas and slippers – the perfect ensemble to enjoy a nice scotchy scotch scotch. Of course this action figure even spouts off some of Ron’s most beloved quotes as well. This collectible will begin hitting select retailers during January of 2014, after the sequel hits the big screen. [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy Scotchy Scotch Scotch Ice Cream

2. Ben & Jerry’s: Ron Burgundy’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch Ice Cream

We all know how much Mr. Burgundy loves his scotch, so it’s not too surprising that Ben & Jerry’s would team up with the franchise to release an officially licensed butterscotch ice cream. This limited batch is being released to help promote the movie, so if you’re looking to put some down into your belly, you better act fast. [Purchase]

Sex Panther Cologne

3. Sex Panther Cologne

Who’s going to choose London Gentleman or Black Beard’s Delight when you have a special cologne like Sex Panther? A formidable scent, this fragrance will sting the nostrils – in a good way of course. If you’re looking to smell like Big Foot’s dick, this is the cologne for you. [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy Anchorman Pajamas

4. Ron Burgundy Anchorman Pajamas

After having an in depth conversation with his intellectual partner, Baxter, Ron Burgundy hits the sack in this Channel 4 News Team branded set of pajamas. These soft pajamas are equipped with pockets for stashing your wallet – in case you have to make a midnight run to your favorite 24 hour Mexican food joint.  [Purchase]

Brick Killed A Guy Print

5. Brick Killed A Guy Print

“Well that escalated quickly!” Brick  Tamland admitted to killing a guy a with a trident, and artist Graham Pilling decided to pay homage to the heroic event with this awesome, limited edition print – perfect for the movie room.  [Purchase]

Anchorman The Legend of Ron Burgundy Blu-ray

6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Blu-ray (Unrated Version)

This is pretty much a given. While most of you already own the classic film starring Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn and many more – we’re sure there are some of you that don’t. This is the perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season. [Purchase]

Channel 4 News Team Mug

7. Channel 4 News Team Mug

You could just purchase any old mug, or you could scoop up one of these official news team mugs. They’re kind of a big deal. The high quality, porcelain mug has been branded with the Channel 4 News Team logo on both sides, and has even been stamped with a little message from Ron Burgundy himself – “Go F*ck Yourself San Diego.” [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy Flask

8. Ron Burgundy Suit Flask

What better to way to consume your favorite alcoholic beverage (scotch of course), than with this handmade flask? Crafted from high quality stainless steel, the flask has been wrapped with a vinyl designed to look just like Ron Burgundy’s famous suit, complete with the Channel 4 News Team pin of course. [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy Faux-Bronze Bust

9. Ron Burgundy Faux-Bronze Bust

This 7-inch faux-bronze bust is designed to look just like the famous anchorman we all know and love, complete with his full name – Ronald Joseph Aaron Burgundy. Place this right next to your many leather-bound books to show people just how important you really are. [Purchase]

Classic Anchorman Quotes Engraved Pencils

10. Classic Anchorman Quotes Engraved Pencils

There are few movies out there that rival Anchorman when it comes to classic one liners.  Boston based designers Bridgette & Mike of Earmark Social Goods have picked 3 of their favorites, and engraved them onto a set of pencils. The 12 pencil set includes “Stay Classy,” “Son Of A Bee Sting,” and of course, “I’m Kind Of A Big Deal.” There are 4 of each quote included in the set. [Purchase]

Anchorman iPhone 5 Cases

11. Anchorman iPhone 5 Cases

While they didn’t have smartphones back in the 1970s (the time period the movie takes place in), these days, we can’t even leave our home without one. Keep your iPhone 5 protected with these impressive cases, inspired by Anchorman. [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy LEGO Minifgure

12. Ron Burgundy LEGO Minifgure

As awesome as this minifigure is, it’s worth noting that it’s not officially licensed by the team at LEGO (although that would be a pretty awesome project for someone to get started on Cuusoo). While it’s not licensed by LEGO, it is made using 100% genuine LEGO parts, and even comes with a bottle of scotch that slides right into the minifig’s hands. [Purchase]

Sex Panther T-Shirt

13. Sex Panther T-Shirt

“60% of the time it works every time.” Maybe you don’t want to smell like pure gasoline, but you still want that little cookie to know what you’re working with. That’s where this 100% cotton t-shirt comes into play. [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy Costume

14. Ron Burgundy Costume

Unfortunately Halloween just passed, but it’s never too early to start preparing for next year. This costume comes with everything needed to have you looking like San Diego’s number one news anchor, and even includes a fake mustache for those of you that have trouble growing one yourself. [Purchase]

Ron Burgundy Let Me Off At The Top Autobiography

15. Let Me Off at the Top!: My Classy Life and Other Musings by Ron Burgundy

This could be the most anticipated autobiography of the year (scratch that, ever)! We finally get an inside look at the life of the man, the myth, the legend. Written by Mr. Burgundy himself, the book details personal stories with lady friends, his news team, and of course his furry companion Baxter. This will go perfectly on the rich mahogany bookshelf next to your Ron Burgundy Bust. [Purchase]

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