Bacon Buyer’s Guide: 21 Great Gifts For Bacon Lovers

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Bacon Gift Guide
Bacon is one of, if not the greatest creation known to man. Just the smell of bacon in the morning (or any time of day for that matter), gets our mouth watering uncontrollably. There’s no doubt that many of you bacon lovers out there share the same thought process as we do, and for you, we created the ultimate bacon buyer’s guide. If you know someone who is absolutely obsessed with bacon, and what man isn’t, this list of the 21 greatest bacon gifts will be the perfect reference guide for you this holiday season. Or if you’re anything like us, you’ll just use this list to spend all of your extra holiday gift cash on yourself, purchasing every piece of bacon creation that exists on the retail market. Check out our top 21 favorite gifts below in this comprehensive bacon gift guide.

Bacon Shaving Cream

1. Bacon Shaving Cream

Stop wasting money on all of those other shaving creams, and invest in one that knows what’s really important to you. This concoction still provides all of the benefits of standard shaving creams (moisturizers and what not), but it will also keep you smelling like bacon for hours. [Purchase]

Voodoo Bacon Maple Ale

2. Voodoo Bacon Maple Ale

Could it be? The two greatest things on Earth, in one conveniently delicious product? This bacon maple syrup beer may not be part of a balanced breakfast, but we don’t care. Created as a collaboration between the famous Voodoo Donut shop and Rogue, this brew is the perfect breakfast in a bottle.

Bacon Toothpaste

3. Bacon Toothpaste

Who wants to go to bed with that minty aftertaste lingering in their mouth all night? If you care about proper hygiene, you can’t just eat bacon right before bed, you have to brush your teeth using some sort of mint or fresh breath scent (defeating the purpose of the bacon consumption). There is a loophole in the system however, and this is it. 2.5 ounces of bacon goodness, plus tartar control – perfection. [Purchase]

Fifty Shades Of Bacon Book

4. Fifty Shades of Bacon Book

Fifty Shades of Grey is an erotic romance novel that women eat up. Benjamin Myhre found this a bit unfair, and decided to create an erotic cookbook for us men to enjoy the full bacon experience. You’ve got over 50 tongue in cheek bacon recipes to choose from in this comprehensive cookbook. [Purchase]

Bacon Flavored Bakon Vodka

5. Bacon Flavored Bakon Vodka

Booze and bacon is a recipe for success. If you want to see what success actually taste like, you have to pick up a bottle of this 80 proof vodka. Add the liquor to that morning Bloody Mary for the real breakfast of champions. [Purchase]

Oscar Meyer Gift Boxes

6. Oscar Meyer Bacon Gift Boxes

The folks at Oscar Meyer have come up with an ingenious concept – package the greatest food known to man, and sell it as a “gift box.” Every climate controlled bacon gift box features 18-20 strips of naturally hardwood smoked bacon. You cannot go wrong with this. [Purchase]

Pig Bacon Press

7. Pig Bacon Press

Perfect for cooking bacon in the morning with no shirt on. This pig shaped press is built from heavy duty cast iron, and will prevent your bacon from curling up when cooking. [Purchase]

Maple Bacon Morning Coffee

8. Maple Bacon Morning Coffee

Sometimes cooking up a nice batch of bacon in the morning is tough. You got stuff to do, places to be, you’re on a time schedule. We get it. Well there’s no way you’re leaving the house without your morning cup of coffee, so kill 2 birds with one stone. Thank you Boca Java. [Purchase]

Bacon Condoms

9. Bacon Condoms

The guys at J&D’s have thought of it all. Sharing the same lust for bacon, J&D’s Foods promotes safe sex with their bacon infused condoms. Available in a 3 pack, the brand’s slogan is simply “Make your meat look like meat.” [Purchase]

The Original Baconkit

10. The Original Baconkit

Ever thought of making your own homemade bacon? Yeah us too. Which is exactly why this kit is the business. The all inclusive kit comes with the cure, maples sugar, a thermometer, and a curing bag. All you have to do is get some pork belly. [Purchase]

Bacon Soap

11. Bacon Soap

Does this really need any introduction? You’re telling us we can smell like bacon 24 hours a day? The best part is when you start smelling like sweat, you just jump right back into the shower. This stuff sells out fast though, so order early if you are looking for a good stocking stuffer. [Purchase]

Bacon Lip Balm

12. Bacon Lip Balm

Heal your dry and cracked lips with the wonderful scent of bacon. This little creation keeps that mouth watering smell of bacon on your lips all day long. Just remember, it’s not actually bacon on your lips, so no biting. [Purchase]

Bacon Frosting

13. Bacon Frosting

Baking with bacon? Now that’s what we’re talking about. Add a bit of smokiness to that sweet creation with this savory concoction. Bound to become a culinary classic, this stuff is great on muffins, cakes, you name it. [Purchase]

Bacon Pop Microwave Popcorn

14. Bacon Pop Microwave Popcorn

Popcorn is a classic movie night snack food, but there’s always room for improvement. Bacon Pop adds the taste of bacon to your buttery snack, making for one killer combination. [Purchase]

Bacon Hot Sauce

15. Bacon Hot Sauce

We can’t eat anything without hot sauce on it. Although we already have a solid lineup of hot sauces in the cabinets, we could always use another classic. Utilizing a mix of distilled vinegar, cayenne pepper and New Mexico chili, this sauce is the perfect topping for morning eggs. [Purchase]

Baconnaise

16. Baconnaise Bacon Spread

Can’t eat a sandwich without some kind of spread? We feel your pain – who wants a dry sandwich anyway? Once again the team at J&D’s comes through on their “Everything should taste like bacon” mantra with this creation. Crowned the ultimate bacon flavored spread, Baconnaise is a must for bacon lovers out there. [Purchase]

Bacon Salt

17. Bacon Salt

Maybe you love bacon, but some of this stuff is just a bit too much bacon for you. This is the perfect condiment for you. Available in your choice of original, peppered, and hickory, bacon salt is a zero calorie, zero fat, vegetarian seasoning that provides a subtle hint of bacon to any food. [Purchase]

Bacon Soda

18. Bacon Soda

A perfect substitute for those situations where bacon beer is unacceptable, Bacon Soda is the perfect way to wet your whistle, while satisfying your craving for bacon. [Purchase]

Bacon Cologne

19. Bacon Cologne

After you hop out of the shower (smelling like bacon thanks to your newly purchased bacon soap), douse yourself in some bacon cologne to lock in the scent. Available in both Gold (citrus) and Classic (spicy maple), this could be bordering on the line of bacon obsession. [Purchase]

Sir Fancis Bacon Shoppe

20. Sir Francis Bacon Shoppe

Peanut brittle is already delicious in itself, so add bacon to the mix, and the sky’s the limit. Sir Fancis Bacon started with delicious bacon peanut brittle, and have gone on to incorporate other, equally delicious treats like bacon toffee bars. [Purchase]

Baconlube

21. Baconlube Bacon Flavored Massage Oil

Getting a massage is great. Getting a massage while the sweet scent of bacon fills the air, now that’s heaven. Yet another product from the geniuses at J&D’s, this water based lubricant will keep things sizzling. Be a true bacon lover. [Purchase]

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